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This got a chuckle out of me. Dry contacts, man, they really do mess with your vision.

This got a chuckle out of me. Dry contacts, man, they really do mess with your vision.

In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
~Yogi Berra

Talk about a high-scoring game. And using an entire tree trunk as a baseball bat has Mark McGwire steroid vibes all over it.
Looney Tunes was a staple piece of entertainment in my childhood. Enjoy this bit of lighthearted cartoon baseball!
Theodore Roosevelt is well-known for the line, “Speak softly and carry a big stick.” This cartoon takes that phrase and gives it a baseball twist. In it, Roosevelt is depicted as a baseball player on the field amongst other political figures. If you look closely, you can see the phrase “Honest & upright government” printed on the bat, while the ball bears the phrase “Trashy politics.”
The image was created in January 1903 for Puck magazine, a political satire publication printed in the early- to mid-1900s in New York City.

That’s one way to draw an intentional walk.

We all know that root, root, rooting for the home team can be a rollercoaster ride. In this video, Goofy attempts to show us how to do it right.
Poor Goofy. Being a baseball fan really can be tough, sometimes.
I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn into a giant snowball and be hurled through space. When that happens it won’t matter if I get this guy out.
~Bill “Spaceman” Lee

You know those “fans” at the stadium who are clearly only there for the concessions? That’s this girl.

It’s a stormy morning where I am at, so this just seemed all too appropriate.

Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contracts; I’ll win a pennant every year.
~Sparky Anderson
