Throw me a curve
Though I bet if the pitcher yelled this as he was cutting the pitch loose, it would be pretty damned effective.

Though I bet if the pitcher yelled this as he was cutting the pitch loose, it would be pretty damned effective.

Oh man, I’ve had dreams like this, except mine are about being back in high school, rather than playing ball. I run late for every class, I forget to study for tests (or miss the test altogether), and I get lost in the hallways.

Last night I failed to mention something that bears repeating.
~Ron Fairly

Okay you guys, pair up in threes!
~Yogi Berra

Many a child can identify with Calvin in this one.

An interesting philosophical question on a play at the plate.

While I do think Calvin makes a good point, I rather think playing baseball would be a hell of a lot more enjoyable than enlisting in the Army.

Well, that’s clever.

Growing up, my brothers and I used to do that thing that I think all kids do: hitting a snowball with a baseball bat just to see it explode. I don’t recall that we ever tried pitching a snowball, though. There would definitely have to be rules against iceballs and packing those damned rocks inside, for certain.

My wife tells me one day, “I think you love baseball more than me.” I say, “Well, I guess that’s true, but hey, I love you more than football and hockey.”
~Tommy Lasorda
