A couple baseball jokes

Purely for the sake of variety, I thought today I’d post a couple baseball jokes to end the workweek.  The first one, I’ve heard before.  The second one was new to me.  Whether you’ve heard them or not, I hope you get a laugh out of these.


Bob didn’t believe that Fred’s dog could talk. So Fred asked his dog, “What’s on top of a house?”

“Roof,” the dog barked.

Bob wasn’t convinced. So Fred asked the dog how sandpaper feels.


He still wasn’t convinced.

“O.K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” Fred asked the dog.


With that, Bob walked away, shaking his head in disbelief. The dog turned to Fred and asked: “Was it Hank Aaron?”


A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him.

“I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the pitcher. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.”

“When is that?”

“Right after the national anthem.”

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