Wednesday jokes

Here are a couple jokes for this Hump Day morning. They’re both a little hokey, but still amusing in their own way.Ā  Enjoy!


A baseball player is sitting on the bench along with the coach.

Suddenly, the coach starts saying, “Germany, Italy, Spain, Britain.”

The guy looks at him and says, “Huh?”

To which the coach replies … “Eur-up!”


A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.

As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, “Up, nuts!” And the inmates complied by standing up.

After the anthem he yelled, “Down, nuts!” And they all sat. After a home run he yelled, “Cheer, nuts!” And they all broke into applause and cheers.

Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.

When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.

The assistant replied, “Well, everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, ‘Peanuts!’ “

6 thoughts on “Wednesday jokes

  1. I had to do the “Eur-Up” joke 3 times before my wife caught it. She got the second joke the first time. I’m not sure what that says about her. šŸ™‚

    1. I’m curious what a psychologist would say about the fact that there seems to be a consensus that the second one is funnier. The first one is sorta nerdy-clever, but I bet the appeal of the second one says something about society as a whole. šŸ™‚

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