The seductiveness of baseball is that almost everyone with an abiding interest in it knows exactly how it should be played. And secretly believes that he could do it, if only God had seen fit to make him just a little bit less clumsy.
~George V. Higgins
I got the clumsy part down. I can clumsy to all fields.
v
I concur with the wise V, although I should say for the record that nobody, and I mean nobody, is clumsier in the clutch than yours truly.
At least we all seem to be aware of our abilities. They say self-awareness is key, yes?