Joke: Who beats whom

Of course, this year’s Red Sox don’t quite work with this joke.  Perhaps I should have replaced them with the Royals.

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A couple recently got a divorce and they decided to move away from each other and go their separate ways. So, the father sat down and talked with his son and he said “Son, I think that it is best that you go and live with your mother.”

The kid said, “No, I won’t, because she beats me.”

Then, the mother came in and talked to the son, “I think it is best that you go and live with your father.”

“NO. NO,” he replied, “He beats me.”

So then, both the parents sat down and said to their son, “Well, if we both beat you, then who do you want to live with?”

The son said, “The Red Sox. They can’t beat anyone.”


3 Comments on “Joke: Who beats whom”

  1. wkkortas says:

    I always heard this as an Indians’ joke back in the day, when everything about The Tribe was a joke.

  2. momshieb says:

    OLD Red Sox joke!!! I could totally relate to this for the majority of my adult life!


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