After purchasing a case of tonic water on my last grocery shopping trip, I naturally needed a reason to use it, so I stopped by the liquor store this morning to pick up a bottle of gin. Contrary to my plan, however, that did not end up being my only purchase of this trip, as this caught my attention:
I’ve never heard of Hall of Fame Vodka before today, but the marketing genius who put this stuff into baseball bat bottles clearly knows the way into the hearts of suckers like me, because I could not pass this up. When I brought my purchases to the pink-haired gal working the register, I asked when they had gotten these in. She responded, “Oh, I don’t know, a couple of weeks ago, I think?”
“Ah, just in time for baseball season, eh?”
But she gave me this what-the-hell-makes-you-think-I-know-anything-about-baseball look, so I shut up through the rest of the transaction and contented myself with being pleased with the find.
The headquarters for Hall of Fame Vodka appear to be located in Bardstown, Kentucky. Appropriately enough, Bardstown is a mere 45-minute drive from Louisville, home of the Louisville Slugger Museum and Factory. The company does not currently produce any other kind of spirits, but according to their FAQs, they do have a goal to expand their brand in the future.
To celebrate the Royals finally winning two in a row, I’ve decided to go ahead a try a bit of this stuff out this evening. Despite its position on the top shelf, this is hardly premium vodka. I imagine the positioning of the bottles had more to do with how ridiculously tall they are than anything else. But it’s not the cheapest of the cheap, either. I’d probably put it in the same league as Svedka or 360 vodka — not anything I’d want to drink straight, but perfectly decent when mixed in with something.
9 thoughts on “Hall of Fame Vodka”
Awesome! (wonder if you could use them to play pepper?)
The bottle is definitely glass, but maybe with a wiffle ball. 🙃
If there ever was a reason to sip some vodka, this has gotta be it and your comment is great too! I can see it now, a midnight drunk, playing wiffle ball, taking shots between innings.
There’s a scene for the next great baseball movie!
Nice. I would have most definitely have bought this too. Though Vodka hardly says ‘baseball’ to me.
Though perhaps if I was a Royals fan, this would be just the thing.
Hahah… ouch. But yes, totally. 🙃
I don’t drink vodka, but I NEED this!
Right?! It’s hard to say no to this.