Quote of the day

This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he goes, “You like baseball?” I said, “Oh, man, I love baseball.” He goes, “Did you know that, if Jesus had played ball, he’d have been the greatest ball player ever?” Like I’m gonna argue that point. So I sat there for a second, I turned to him, and I said, “Did you know that if Babe Ruth had been the Messiah, the Catholics would have beer and hot dogs at Communion?” He left.

~Bill Engvall

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