Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That’s all I’ve ever tried to do.
~Cal Ripken, Jr.
Considering the Orioles problems, do you suppose the guy on the left can pitch?
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He might be their best option, at this point.
“hey, ump! He went to his bill on the mound! That’s a balk!”
Hm… true, it does bring up a few interesting complications, doesn’t it?