Letterman’s Top Ten Things Babe Ruth Would Say If He Were Alive Today

This is pretty fun, so I thought I’d change things up just a little bit this morning.  It’s been years since I watched any Letterman (I’ve never been a real night person, even while the show was running), but I always found the top ten lists amusing.

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Top Ten Things Babe Ruth Would Say If He Were Alive Today:

10. “You call this a baseball team? Where are all the fat guys?”
9. “Yo quiero Taco Bell!”
8. “All right, who’s the son-of-a-bitch who named a candy bar after me?”
7. “All right, who’s the son-of-a-bitch who named a talking pig after me?”
6. “Hell, if that’s the case, I would have been impeached from the Yankees 500 times.”
5. “I won’t play unless I’m paid one hundred thousand dollars a year!”
4. “I can’t believe all these naked photos of me on the internet.”
3. “I’ve just come back from the dead – so can’t Denny’s give me a free meal?”
2. “Yeah, I’d like to see McGwire hit 60 home runs drunk off his ass!”
1. “Steinbrenner sucks.”


2 Comments on “Letterman’s Top Ten Things Babe Ruth Would Say If He Were Alive Today”

  1. And, one more for today … “The Red Sox used WHAT to steal signs?” or, how about, “Chris Sale? Seriously, their rotation is Sale, Porcello, Rodriguez, Fister? If they had been pitching for the Sox in 1927, I would have had 80 homers.”

    🙂


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