I was in Little League. I was on first base-I stole third base. I ran straight across the diamond. Earlier in the week, I learned the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. I argue with the umpire that second base was out of my way.
~Steve Wright
A guy who throws knuckleballs can’t be arguing about straight lines.
It does add a nice touch of irony, doesn’t it?
Love this!
🙂