Alexa, tell me a baseball jokePosted: March 30, 2022
If you happen to have an Amazon device that has the AI app Alexa on it, then you know that you can ask Alexa all kinds of questions, from the latest news and the weather forecast to random facts and even corny jokes. It turns out, Alexa also features a collection of baseball jokes. Just say, “Alexa, tell me a baseball joke.” Many are quite cheesy, as expected, but Alexa also manages to throw some zingers, too.
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: He got traded from the Yankees to the Mets.
Q: What do you call a baseball player who chews sunflower seeds?
A: The designated spitter.
Q: What do baseball fans in Washington DC do for fun?
A: They go to Baltimore Orioles games.
Q: What do baseball players say when they hit the showers?
A: Lather up!
A recent study claims watching sports can improve your health. Unless you are a fan of the Houston Astros.
Q: What’s the best way to hold a bat?
A: By its wings. But you really shouldn’t hold a bat.
Q: Which baseball player has the shortest commute?
A: The catcher. He only works from home.
Q: What do you call a haunted baseball park?
A: Field of Screams.
Q: Why did the baseball player put a poster of The Simpsons on his front door?
A: Because he wanted to knock a Homer.
Q: What did the softball say to the baseball?
A: Do you even lift, bruh?